Coffee. That’s all I needed and I expected it to be a
quick in and out trip to the store and then back to my porch to enjoy the quiet
morning. Instead I’m standing in line
behind the Coupon Queen who seems to have forgotten the concept behind an
Express Lane. Self-Checkout hasn’t made
it to the sleepy town of Blue Maple yet so here I was standing in line feeling
impatient and irritable, the beginnings of my caffeine headache crawling up the
back of my neck. I shifted my weight
back and forth between my feet and silently counted to myself, refusing to let
my own impatience destroy my day. My left leg throbbed, a sure sign the hard
linoleum floors were not something my back was going to let me just stand on
without some protesting.
I heard a heavy sigh behind me and some
unintelligible muttering. I looked over
my shoulder expecting to exchange understanding looks with the customer sharing
my fate. Instead I was confronted with
eyes dark with anger coming from a man in a ratted jean jacket. He glowered at me and a feeling of dread heightened
my senses. Dad called it my “dog-sense” and that I should always listen when it
starts talking. At this moment the
Dog-Sense was telling me this character was not about to engage in any friendly
chit chat while we waited. I looked
away. I was not a confrontational person
and this man was a confrontation waiting to happen. I stepped to the side, glancing at ½ gallon
of buttermilk in his hand. “Do you want
to go in front of me? I’m not in a
hurry.” I was, but I didn’t like him
behind me, he was making me uncomfortable and I preferred to have him in front
of me where I could see him.
The man lurched
forward and his buttermilk-holding hand shot up and pushed me back into the shelf
of impulse purchase items. Tubes of chap stick clattered to the floor.
“Hey!” I protested,
scrambling to regain my balance and composure, my face flaming with
indignation, “Asshole!”
He didn’t bother with
a response, in his free hand there was a gun. I froze, my indignation turning
into stunned disbelief as my mind tried to comprehend what I was seeing. He
lifted the weapon and pointed it at the cashier, his hand wavering slightly. The
Coupon Queen let out a squeal, her rusty-red hair quivering as she drew a pump hand
up to her throat, her eyes wide.
I stood there like a
statue, staring in shock and anticipation.
I’ve never been the hero. I’ve
imagined scenes just like this one and being the one to come to the rescue, but
in reality, I get stopped by my own disbelief that the scene is unfolding right
in front of me. It takes precious moments for me to react and usually its too
late or someone else has swooped in and saved the day.
The cashier, a local
high school girl, was visibly shaking as she tried to punch the code on the
computer to open up the register. I
wondered if following the rules and giving the thief what he wanted was the
best course to take. Lately the news had been drenched with stories of mass
shootings and random attacks and the gun control issues were being argued
vehemently in political circles. This
most certainly wouldn’t become a mass shooting, there were only three of us
standing there with the thief, but three was still too many by my count. I wasn’t quite ready to die. I noticed the gunman was still clutching his
buttermilk.
I surreptitiously
reached into my bag, which I had opened to get to my wallet as I approached the
counter just a few moments earlier. My
fingers brushed the smooth barrel of the Smith & Wesson 9mm my fiancé had
insisted on buying for me. I wasn’t keen
on handguns having being raised in a home that was all about rifles and
shotguns. I named it Peaches. For
months we spent every Saturday afternoon at the shooting range, firing Peaches
and perfecting my aim. I carried it in
my bag wherever I would go, knowing it was there and feeling secure knowing it
was in reach but hoping I would never actually have to use it.
I tried to pull Peaches
from my bag in one smooth motion, but this isn’t the movies and I’m clumsy by
nature. It caught on the handle and dropped with a clatter to the floor. “Shit!”
I cried out and quickly bent down to pick it up. I saw the thief’s boots, scuffed and dirty
turned to face me before I felt the anger flowing off of him. I glanced up as my hand wrapped around Peaches,
my heart hammering in my chest. He was
pointing his gun right at my head and his face was hardened into a deep scowl,
“That was stupid, Lady.”
“No, you’re the stupid
one!” The Coupon Queen’s voice shrilled
and there was a loud pop as she pulled the trigger on the Glock she was holding
in her hand, having pulled it from the depths of her purse. Cold buttermilk splashed over me and the ½ gallon
of buttermilk dropped to the floor next to me now with a sizable hole in the side
, splattering thick milky juice on my jeans and shoes, glugging as it poured
out onto the floor.
I squeezed my eyes shut as I pulled my own
pistol back towards me and fell back out of the way. The thief stumbled and dropped his weapon just
inches from my own. He bent to pick it
up and I scrambled to push it away, sliding on the buttermilk and letting out
an awkward cry, “Arrggh!! I know it
didn’t look graceful or smooth like it does in the movies, but in the heat of
the moment, appearances were not a priority.
I pushed myself back up to my knees just as the cashier launched herself
ungracefully off the counter and latch on to the thief’s back causing him to
fall face first into the tiles and spilled buttermilk, knocking down the gum
and candy display in the process. She
let out a curse and grabbed him by the hair and started pounding his head into
the floor, grunting and crying. Coupon
Queen picked up the gun the thief had dropped and ejected the clip, giving it a
cursory look. “Two rounds? Can’t afford the ammunition?” She opened her bag and pushed the weapon
inside, giving the bag a satisfactory pat.
“Should have gotten a coupon.”
I held my breath as I looked at Newton, remembering how sure I was someone, namely his freak of an ex-wife, would show up and start causing a scene. I offered him a smile and faltered as a commotion in the back reached my ears. I turned, heart thundering in my chest, certain I would see Charity there, tears streaming down her plump cheeks, her short hair bobbing up and down as she sobbed and declared her undying love for Newton in a voice that was like a fork being dragged across a porcelain plate.
“You’re supposed to be dead.” I heard myself say the words and realized how stupid they sounded.
“Melissa, honey, you ought to know by now you can’t get rid of me that easily.”
“Who is that?” Newton asked, his faced scowled in annoyance.
“Its Royce.” I muttered, “its Fucking Royce…”
“I thought he was dead.”
“Me too.” I wanted to hug Royce and punch him at the same time. I felt the tears stinging my eyes and I felt the anger bubbling up, “How dare you come here now? How dare you?”
Royce met me at the aisle, his voice low and surprisingly gentle, “I know, baby, its okay. I just wanted to let you know I kept my promise.”
“What promise?!” I was choking on my own tears now. I had imagined Royce coming back all these years and I knew it was illogical because people didn’t just survive airplanes blowing up in the sky.
“I told you I would come back, Melissa.” He said softly, “Don’t you remember?”
I did remember. His promise was sometimes the only thing that had kept me going while I mourned his death and tried to find a reason to keep going. Hearing the words broke something in me. I collapsed in his arms, the fight draining from me as I held tight, breathing in his familiar scent. The ache that I had been carrying around with me for six years was more painful than ever and I just knew that at any moment I would waken and see that it was just another frightfully realistic dream.
“Melissa…” I jerked my attention back to Newton’s concerned face. He was watching me with confusion in his eyes of gray.
I realized I was still standing at the altar, our wedding guests all in the pews. Royce wasn’t there though. The minister was staring at me intently, “Madam?”
“I have cause to believe… this isn’t going to work.” I felt tears spill from my eyes as I looked upon Newton’s shocked expression, “I’m not ready, Newton, I’m so sorry…”